A downloadable game

T̷͔̥͎̏͗͗̆̍́̉̈̊̚͠O̶̧̞͈̫̳̭̼̠͎̰̫̣̲̐̏̂̓̋̓̿̾̐͊̐̽̃̉͜ͅÙ̶̢̨͍̤̱̰͉̳̫̉̆͗̋̈́̒̍̅̔́̃̕͘͝ͅH̴̡̨̳̖̱͚͖͎̦͔̋͂́ͅO̷̡̡̥̻͔͕͎̦̓̈͗̀̉͋̏̄̾͐̀̚̚̚Ư̶̰͓͎̟̦̗̤̞̙̙̼̆́̆ͅ  but its a crack rpg and not touhou. 

Oh no! cirno is addicted to crack, and has a giant cock. Get to the hospital before you die of a crack overdose, but don't get caught by the police! Also you are chased by a crack deamon that you are hallucinating. But also it cant die and it mirrors your movements. 

It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes
It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes
Guillotine yah

Hold down to cum. Get to the wall opposite of the crack officer acab before your crack demon. But also your crack daemon cant die.

Yes, there is more than one level. 

Controls: ☠ p̵̰̿r̵̡̛̪̊̈́e̴͖̲̠͍͒̑̽͐͝s̴̺̤͊ṣ̷̳̜̦̉ͅ ̶̲͔̈f̴̨̼̭̳̑̈͝͠ ̶̩̗̘̪͌̄ṭ̷̝̞̠̈́̄͊o̶̯̗̠͕͛ͅ ̴̳̓c̷̛̹͎̺̗͕̋͘ṳ̷̻̀m̵̥͊͂͘ ☠

Download

Download
CrackRPG.exe 33 MB

Install instructions

Smoke crack to play.


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